Any discourse about counterfeiting or simulation has a stake in essential qualities. One thing cannot be like another or “in essence” be another without replicating some of the original thing’s essential qualities on some level—whether the perceptual, the functional, the ontological, or on any other level. Baudrillard’s essay “The Precession of Simulacra,” which we discussed in class, is imbued with a sense of the loss or obfuscation of something that is essentially real:
“Go and organize a fake hold-up. Be sure to check that your weapons are harmless, and take the most trustworthy hostage, so that no life is in danger…the web of artificial signs will be inextricably mixed up with real elements (a police officer will really shoot on sight; a bank customer will faint and die of a heart attack; they will really turn the phony ransom over to you)—in brief, you will unwittingly find yourself immediately in the real.” (39)
This passage interests me because it seems to lay out some of the demarcations, for Baudrillard, between what is real and what is a simulation. The hold-up is fake, as are the weapons and as is, surprisingly, the “phony” ransom. The money handed over is, of course, real money, but it is a phony ransom, one must assume, because “ransomness” is a quality predicated upon money. If the assertion of something circumstantially falsifiable, that thing must be a real thing (and thus predicate qualities are real things to Baudrillard). The hold-up is fake, but a customer heart attack motivated by it would be real (but would not be a heart attack motivated by fear from a hold up, even if fear of a perceived hold-up was what caused the heart attack).
This passage is surprising in its emphasis on the essential qualities of items and actions. People feel real fear even when being held up by fake weapons. Real transactions can take place, real impressions can be made, real change can be effected. Baudrillard does not specify that the weapons are fake; it could be that they are unloaded real guns. Is an unloaded gun a real weapon, or does it become a weapon when loaded? What if it is loaded, but is wielded with no intent to shoot? This seems to invalidate its status as a weapon to Baudrillard. The process of clarification in this passage whittles things down to bare essential qualities: a gun is, at most, a potential enabler of violent intent. This intent, itself, seems to be an essential quality—in fact, the most important single essential quality in the passage, and the one upon which the status of all other things hangs. Its lack falsifies the situation, though emergent contingencies can, on their own terms, be very real.
To Baudrillard, I do not think that this would entail simulation. When he writes that “events no longer make any sense,” (66) Baudrillard is referring to what might be called “secret nonsense”—he is making reference to public policy that hides its own incoherence in plain view by replacing itself with a substitute that approximates its own nature; he refers specifically to the end of the Vietnam War, the logic of which, he claims, obscures the true logic at work. The willful illogic of “Dancing in Your Head,” however, seems to push back against Baudrillard’s implication that things can have true functional natures—natures to which representation can be more or less faithful. In one way, the entire system at work here—the manipulation of the objects, the recording of the sounds they produce, the assemblage of those sounds into rhythmic patters—emulates a drum or other rhythmic instrument. But the film is overt about the unusual sources of its sounds; it makes it very clear that it is not simulating anything.
In this way, the film is anti-essentialist exactly where Baudrillard veers into essentialism. For the runtime of “Dancing in Your Head,” anyway, springs, radishes, and knives can be anything and can be used in any way. The film is charming and its rhythm is infectious—these qualities surely help it “get over” on its audience. That rhythm is real—really real—and this quality is not undermined by the objects from which it is elicited or the technical assemblage that underlies it. There is room for whimsy (and thus for resistance), perhaps, even in a world dominated by imposed simulacra. One might tap out a real rhythm with the tip of a fake gun; one might hold up a bank with an unloaded banana.